Black Coffee

i know the lack of sleep makes one do strange things,

but once again, after having slept 1hr 45 mins last night, i decided today that

i have a massive crush on my really hot ang moh lecturer

--who shall remain anonymous to prevent the embarrassment of his ex-wives--

and i know i am not alone in this because my friend KIMBERLY FAYE SPYKERMAN feels the same way too

but for the length of this entry, he shall remain

mine

and

only

mine.

today he recited a poem

--that shall remain equally anonymous--

in class

and when he came to the line,

the way he said

"i love you"

oh my god it was an absolute turn on

when he said it it sent

shivers down my spine

two lines down

and then the line had to occur again

oh my god

and then the way he said

cursed fornicator, which means

"damn fucker"

that

is effective dirty talk if i ever

heard it.

oh

my

god.