A Bunch Of S.O.B.s

fuck you too, you who spent the past year absolutely fucking up my life, you who fucking screwed up and wasted the entire 20th year of my quiet existence.

fuck you.

but, you know, i forgive, and i forget.
in fact, i go even further.
you know, i've already forgotten you, and, i'll tell you what, i'll forgive you if you'll give me my entire 20th year back. give me my entire second-year uni life back.

i look forward to us being friends again, babe.


betcha didn't think they came in bunches. that cheap.