Oh...My Eyes...I Wish That I Were Blind...

just when you thought you had seen the vilest of evil...

i was in school 2 days ago and i was hunting for a toilet before heading home. well mobility is greatly hindered when you're in a foul mood and lugging a monstrous pile of 4 books and a heavy bag, and when one toilet in the cursed library is closed for cleaning you leave the cool air-conditioned place to look elsewhere. so i decided to try my luck at the next nearest toilet which was a bloody 5-minute walk away. and just when i rounded the bend to get to the toilet...

oh.
my.
gosh.
my eyes...oh mine eyes...these innocent eyes...

there was a fucking couple getting it on
against the wall
in front of the staircase
leading to MY toilet...
knnbccb...
now, in case you're thinking i was snooping around some deserted park looking for a lonesome tree i could piss next to,
please...
the toilet was next to a lecture theatre for goodness sake, and there were people studying at the benches barely 5m away, in full view of the fucking couple...
and they were making out fucking inches away from me...
ugh...absolute, total disguest...
seriously, get a room...


then again, don't bother.
just get away from me.
get far, far, far the hell away from me.
before i rip my guts out and strangle the both of you with them.
together.
and after that i will tie a nice big bow with them.

how's that for romance, huh?
now, who says i'm not a romantic?