Forgive My French?

my dad says i swear so much i make ns guys blush. well, you be the judge:


brother: eh is your (friend) xiao bai lian (person) a...

me: gigolo? slut? whore? pimp? prostitute? asshole? scumbag? scum-of-the-earth?

bro: ... (uncontrollable laughter)

me: ???

bro: ...i was going to say, is he a sergeant or an officer...