If Faith Can...

as i count down the days to the moment when i eventually and actually have to leave school to seek proper employment, i have been considering some viable options outside of marriage and unemployment.

and the following is the transcript of my father's speech, ad verbatim, recorded a day after i spoke to him about my possible prospects:

"eh the nuns are over there, why don't you go and ask them what they do? you go and ask them, 'sister, how do i become a nun?' then they will look at you, and then tell you, 'oh my god, am i drunk, or are you drunk?' and then you tell them, 'sister, how can you be drunk? nuns are not supposed to drink.'"

if faith can move mountains, i'm sure the trust people have in me NOT following through with the aforementioned career option will make the alps get up, walk over and give me a wedgie.